Wonke umuntu wesilisa ngokushesha noma kamuva ufuna ukufaka ingquza yakhe endunu yetshwele. Futhi uma eseyizamile, akasoze ayiyeka. Uyabona-ke insizwa ize ikhotha ingquza yamantombazane ukuze iwavule bese ishubisa imizwa yawo. Yiqiniso, ukushintshanisa ukucwila kwebhawodi lakhe phakathi kwe-asshole nomlomo kubangela umsindo nokudumazeka emabholeni. Futhi lapho nalaphaya ufuna ukufaka ngokujulile ngangokunokwenzeka. Ngakho-ke ama-bitches anikela ngembongolo afunwa kakhulu yingxenye yomphakathi wesilisa. Ngakho-ke NGITHOLA lolo hlobo lokuzijabulisa phakathi kwezithandani.
Lokho kuyimbuyiselo enhle. Wonke umuntu uyayithanda, ikakhulukazi uma kukhona abangaphezu koyedwa. Ngathenga umshini wokuwasha ngenkathi omunye efaka omunye wangena ngaphansi kwengubo yami. Ukuhlola ompompi bami. Senza sobathathu cishe amahora amahlanu. Zajabula izinsizwa nami ngimanzi te isidoda. Ngicabanga ukuthenga kaningi ngokudiliva.
Nosisi omuhle onezinwele ezimnyama, futhi ulala endaweni epholile. Akazange akhulume isikhathi eside umfowabo, kusobala ukuthi ungumuntu othanda ubumnandi bocansi. Kuyingozi ukuvakashela umzalwane onjalo, kufanelekile ukugoba okuthile, futhi ngokushesha i-piston yakhe ixhunywe ngemuva ngokushesha. Udadewabo muhle futhi uyathobela, umfowabo unenhlanhla ukuthola usisi onjalo. Futhi kulula, uhlala ekhona kuye.
Amahuka athanda ukusiza amakhasimende ngemali. Abanandaba ukuthi bamunca bani nokuthi babhejwa kanjani. Ubuso obuhle buwuphawu lwenja. Amatshwele athanda ukuthengisa ubuhle bawo. Futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, zigwinya i-cum ngisho nangemva kwesithupha. Ha-ha-ha!